Things I took for granted before having children

Things that I really took for granted before having children:

1. Going to the bathroom alone

2. Showering with the door closed

3. Not being touched constantly

4. Having clean clothes on

5. Sleeping next to my husband

6. Sleeping in (this should maybe be number 1)

7. Going anywhere alone

8. Adult conversations

9. Not talking about poop all the time

10. Eating out and being able to only think about my mouth to feed

11. Having your food for yourself

12. Remembering things

13. Perky boobs

14. Free time

I’m sure there is more but these came easily to mind.